CONGRATULATIONS!
The team of SAFETYKIT.ORG is proud to award you the privilege of this assignment! Thousands of kittens end up in state shelters across the USA... and it's your job to ensure that at least a few of them find a dignified, happy existence within the housing of SAFETYKIT.
Remember, the right to nurture, protect, and cater to these children can always be revoked if we believe you are not providing adequate care. Similarly, it is ultimately our decision how many children you end up taking in, though we would never wish to overexert our treasured employees!